Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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