you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
