Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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