so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
