So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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