3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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