Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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