Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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