He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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