Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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