it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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