we're chasing vodka with high fives
I look better un-naked...
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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