windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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