i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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