Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
high people should be assigned attendants
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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