Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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