how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Randomize
