Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Porn is love you can see.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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