If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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