hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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