I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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