Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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