I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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