He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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