i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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