He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I fill condoms, not promises.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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