what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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