There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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