well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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