Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
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