Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
We left an ass print on the piano.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
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