Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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