Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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