It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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