i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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