u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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