He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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