The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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