I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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