Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Less talking, more tequila
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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