ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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