I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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