Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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