i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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