is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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