I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
i need some magic done to my vagina
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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