I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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