you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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