If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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