I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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